Escape From the Prison Planet

DRIVEN said:

And this is for Turna...
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You may be asking yourself, what am I looking at? Peacock feathers and sh*t all over my basement. Now you may be asking yourself, how did that happen? Well, I don't know for a fact but I have a theory.
This part is fact; The contractor unlocked the basement door so that the landscaping guys could mount and wire the sprinkler control. When my wife came home the next day, the doors were wide open. When she went downstairs to close them she found feathers and sh*t EVERYWHERE.
My theory is that the peacocks either wandered in while they were working or they came to work and found that the peacocks were already inside because they left the doors open the night before. Then they tried to chase them out. Not sure if they successfully got them out but they decided to leave the doors open one more night.
Of course, it's a huge mystery and no one knows a thing. I'll be deducting $100/hr for the 4 hours it took me to clean up the mess.
I've had those dumbass birds around enough to know that if they just wandered in and back out there would have been no feathers and a couple splats. The amount of evidence left behind tells me that they were running for their lives.
Anything else I might have to say would likely only be perceived as very, very racist. You would probably not be wrong.

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DRIVEN said:

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What a view!
Sofa King Jail House!!

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DRIVEN said:

Shorter ride today. Ended with a flat tire on the blue bike but started out great. Luckily we were in an area where I was able to ride the white one back to the Smell Camino and drive in to pick it up. Barely broke a sweat. View attachment 94863
Got home and hosed off by 4. Grabbed some brews and we're warming up the grill for steaks right now.
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