My GP Smells Like Right Guard

[spudd]

I broke open a bottle of Listerine mouth wash in my truck once and didn't get rid of the smell for like two years. Bad part was I got pulled over once for speeding and the cop told me he smelt alcohol on me.After pulling my truck apart he kind of believed me but still made me do a breath test

 

[shortydoowop138]

My old Monte smelled like vomit for a couple months. My brother owned the car before me and got drunk and threw up all over it.had to take it all apart and have it all steam cleaned.

Been there man. I was giving a friend of mine home from the bar a few years ago and she told me she had to puke. She rolled the window down to throw up outside the car but managed to vomit all over the door panel which wasnt all that bad considering most of the vomit made its way down through the window opening into the bottom of the door. Nastiest thing I have ever had to do was clean that. Then when I picked up my Ford 9" the rear end rolled over during a hard turn and emptied itself onto the back of my folded down backseat. I dont think I will ever get that smell out of my car :shock:

Vomits beats the "Hersey squirts" even though I never heard of someone "sharting" themselves in a car.. But I did know a woman who got drunk & peed in a friends car.. SMH because I probably would have caught a charge that night..

 

[joesregalproject]

I wish my car had smelt like right guard when I had bought it. Instead the previous owner had let his junkyard dogs sleep in it, and eat the front seat (and potentially urinate on it). He also was a heavy smoker, so between the dog smell and the cigarettes, I'd take right guard any day. Although once I changed the headliner, steering wheel and seats, it quit stinking.

 

[carmangary]

My gbody smells like a person who never used Right Guard.

 

[1evilregal]

Beats smelling like *ss. Guess how I know?

you didn't leave too many of those "beer farts" behind, did ya?

 

[mr evil]

I actually keep a stick of deodorant in my center console on purpose. I've never had any issues with it, and it does smell fresh, even if I don't 8)

 

[pontiacgp]

I thought about switching to spray deodorant but...

My next week's thread would probably be:

WTF...deodorant exploding in the car.... 8)

 

[Clone TIE Pilot]

You never know on used cars. The UK version of top Gear bought a used car and sent it to a lab. They found the carpets and seats full of boogers and pubic hairs and feces in the drivers seat.

Sounds like this guy must have drove it.

 

[hurst1979olds]

I remember when I went to college I parked my car for about 4 years. I wanted to keep rodents and such out. So I put a box of mouth balls in it....Worst idea ever. I still have a faint smell. and that was about 5 years ago I got it on the road again.

 

[pontiacgp]

I remember when I went to college I parked my car for about 4 years. I wanted to keep rodents and such out. So I put a box of mouth balls in it....Worst idea ever. I still have a faint smell. and that was about 5 years ago I got it on the road again.

Coconut activated charcoal will remove mothball odor......and sweat will remove my right guard odor...