Those MF'ers!!!!!! I've been with them for 15 years and this is how they treat their customers, peep this:
About a week ago, my box in the bedroom took a sh*t. I call them up to order a new box, and I get some "Good news! You get a free upgrade!" schpiel, okay, whatever, send me a new box. Next day, box starts working again. Perfect! New box arrives...... in 2 boxes. WTF is this? I set them aside as my old box is still working. I get an email saying that my old box needs to be returned by 7/22. Whatever, I'll get to it.
Then, today, I go to flip the news on while I'm fixing dinner and nothing but an error message. WTF? I still got 4 days to return a box and I paid the bill last month. Error message says to log on to the website. I tried several times and couldn't remember the user name or password because, who needs it? You gonna heist my TV account? So, I call the 800 number. An hour and a half later:
3 out of 4 boxes came back up.
My local channels switched markets (was Baltimore, now DC) and they're telling me that I can't have them back after 15 fvcking years.
My channel package changed (lost most sports and news channels)
The "new" box doesn't like the LNB on my dish, so it doesn't work. Plus, it's one of those Genie systems; I guess that's what the 2nd package was.
I got the old box back up in the bedroom and hung up the phone.
Round 2 tomorrow. I live in the sticks, Cumcast isn't on my road and won't come up, no broadband internet for streaming, and OTA or Dish Netdicks are the only other options. I don't know if I can slide OTA only past the wife. FAHK, I HATE THOSE MF'ERS!!!!!!


About a week ago, my box in the bedroom took a sh*t. I call them up to order a new box, and I get some "Good news! You get a free upgrade!" schpiel, okay, whatever, send me a new box. Next day, box starts working again. Perfect! New box arrives...... in 2 boxes. WTF is this? I set them aside as my old box is still working. I get an email saying that my old box needs to be returned by 7/22. Whatever, I'll get to it.
Then, today, I go to flip the news on while I'm fixing dinner and nothing but an error message. WTF? I still got 4 days to return a box and I paid the bill last month. Error message says to log on to the website. I tried several times and couldn't remember the user name or password because, who needs it? You gonna heist my TV account? So, I call the 800 number. An hour and a half later:
3 out of 4 boxes came back up.
My local channels switched markets (was Baltimore, now DC) and they're telling me that I can't have them back after 15 fvcking years.
My channel package changed (lost most sports and news channels)
The "new" box doesn't like the LNB on my dish, so it doesn't work. Plus, it's one of those Genie systems; I guess that's what the 2nd package was.
I got the old box back up in the bedroom and hung up the phone.
Round 2 tomorrow. I live in the sticks, Cumcast isn't on my road and won't come up, no broadband internet for streaming, and OTA or Dish Netdicks are the only other options. I don't know if I can slide OTA only past the wife. FAHK, I HATE THOSE MF'ERS!!!!!!





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