I want a Diesel Truck Suddenly. WARNING - LANGUAGE! NSFW!

[Buford T. JuSStice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVdMySWfAIQ&hl

A few smart-*ss reactions I came up with while watching this...

Reaction 1: "Lady, my truck gets better gas mileage than your Prius because it isn't hauling 700 pounds of moron with a half-f-----t 4 cylinder motor."

Reaction 2: "Lady, this truck IS a hybrid... it burns diesel AND tires!" Then proceed to destroy a perfectly good pair of tires for a good cause.

Reaction 3: "What do you do for a living?" "Annoy idiots, obviously."

Reaction 4: Laugh over her ranting until she loses it and call the cops on her for threatening you and your children. Deny ever laughing at her, and get your family in on it. Grin ear to ear as the police haul her off and tow her car away with an even bigger diesel truck.

Reaction 5: "I'm just asking you to be polite and courteous-"
"You mean like you're being right now? Okay then." (Proceed to rev the motor up to 2 grand looking her straight in the eye) "Is this courteous enough yet?"

Reaction 6: "You do realize that the battery in your Prius causes more environmental damage being manufactured than my whole truck will do over it's entire lifetime... right?"

 

[CHRIS.O]

Re: I want a Diesel Truck Suddenly. WARNING - LANGUAGE! NSF

Be nice to see what happened before the camera came on but wow what a sea cow.

 

[Randy_W]

Re: I want a Diesel Truck Suddenly. WARNING - LANGUAGE! NSF

We should elect her president, she could finish killing any personal rights we have left!
1. "I'm meeting my Wall Street protest lackeys here and we don't like smelly exhaust, only armpits"!
2. "Don't tell me my Prius has a larger lifetime carbon footprint than a Suburban, I'm, not listening! LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA

 

[kornball426]

Re: I want a Diesel Truck Suddenly. WARNING - LANGUAGE! NSF

If she came up to me and started talking sh*t in front of my kids and what not... I'd have ran her piece of sh*t prius over with her in it. :evil:

He should have had one like this... After that incident I would make sure that b*tch rolls coal just to piss people like her off. :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EhY601f ... re=related

Apparently that stupid b*tch doesn't realize that diesel exhaust has far more particulate matter in it, which is heavier than air and just falls to the ground and is relatively harmless to the environment compared to gasoline engine emissions as far as poisonous gasses and what not. And that diesels get way better gas mileage than people think... My 7.3 gets over 17 in town and over 20 on the highway and could tow her fat *ss and probably still get over 15 mpg and that's saying something.

I had a woman park next to me in a parking lot once and come up to me and start complaining that I was blowing smoke at her kids... And that smokers are terrible people and that I'm disgusting and blah blah blah. So I told her "I was here first, you parked next to me you could have clearly seen I was smoking here, if you don't like it then go park somewhere else or shut your god damn mouth". God forbid her precious babies got the slightest bit of smoke blown by the wind in their direction from 40 feet away.

 

[-83MONTESS-]

Re: I want a Diesel Truck Suddenly. WARNING - LANGUAGE! NSF

I wish the guy in the truck would have started spewing facts about diesels emissions vs hybrids. She calls him ignorant but yet she knows NOTHING about something shes critisizing.

 

[Buford T. JuSStice]

Re: I want a Diesel Truck Suddenly. WARNING - LANGUAGE! NSF

I wish the guy in the truck would have started spewing facts about diesels emissions vs hybrids. She calls him ignorant but yet she knows NOTHING about something shes critisizing.

Seriously... that, and he should have never entertained her questions with answers. Why bother trying to tell her what you do for a living, or that you have a farm, or try to rationalize at all? Nothing you say is going to impress, or convince her to leave you alone. Just tell her to scram, roll up the windows, enjoy the A/C and refuse to listen to her.