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[joesregalproject]

Ran across this pimp-mobile whilst browsing Craigslist and had to share. For the low, low price of $7,000 you could own this. It's already got all the essentials-

Stereo that is more powerful than the engine- check.
Blacked out headlights- check.
Stickers- check.
Every stick-on accessory sold at pepboys-check.
Gaudy Walmart wheels- check.
Cold air intake- Um, OBVIOUSLY!

If you are the kind of person who might be concerned about spending over 3 times the blue book on a 15 year old car with 160k miles, well this car is just not for you. But if you are the person who has to have the dopeity dopest ride on the block regardless of the cost, saddle up.

https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cto/d/chrysler-300m-2004-clean-title/6646229253.html

 

[fleming442]

Definitely dope!

 

[pagrunt]

Ain't no way you going to take that sweet ride out from under me, I'm going to offer $7001, two $5 scratch offs, a Pittsburgh Dad's Hill's snack bar sented candle, & a bootleg Donnie Iris album. The family would be styling on a trip to Kennywood in that.

 

[Ribbedroof]

The funniest part of all these "cold air intakes" is that the majority are sucking in underhood air, when the OE airbox usually pulls air from outside the engine compartment....and this one appears to be no exception

 

[tc1959]

But it has lowering springs, In the trunk still in the box...….😵

 

[joesregalproject]

Ain't no way you going to take that sweet ride out from under me, I'm going to offer $7001, two $5 scratch offs, a Pittsburgh Dad's Hill's snack bar sented candle, & a bootleg Donnie Iris album. The family would be styling on a trip to Kennywood in that.

No way, I am willing to offer my framed Joe Grushecky and the House Rockers 1980 Gold Plated (okay, maybe it's just gold spray paint) record for this fine piece of automobile. Honestly, I never thought I'd say this, but I would give up my Franco's Italian Army helmet if it meant I got to whip around in this thing every day. I also have $13.67 in Sheetz gift cards that I could throw in, so good luck!

 

[pagrunt]

Honestly, I never thought I'd say this, but I would give up my Franco's Italian Army helmet if it meant I got to whip around in this thing every day.

I can't top that, sad thing is I'm from Italian's from the Hill & I don't have one. 🙁

 

[UNGN]

300m's were great cars in 1998. Maybe they are starting to appreciate.

Dude knows his ****. The Vortex generator shark fins are exactly in the right place to reduce drag. Sure, taking the tacked on, no downforce, wing off would reduce more drag, but if you have to have a tacked on, no downforce wing AND vortex generators, that is the correct way to apply them.

 

[Clutch]

Nope! The rims are to small and it don't got lambo doors yo

 

[joesregalproject]

The funniest part of all these "cold air intakes" is that the majority are sucking in underhood air, when the OE airbox usually pulls air from outside the engine compartment....and this one appears to be no exception

I know, I always laugh at them. They go from sucking air from inside the fender or in front of the radiator to sucking air from a hot engine bay.

I can't top that, sad thing is I'm from Italian's from the Hill & I don't have one. 🙁

That's okay, are you familiar with the famous quote from Chuck Noll- "Franco who?"