Ten reasons to have a race car as your daily driver.

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fryer1979

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1: The roll cage is a perfect place to hang your dry-cleaning

2: You can practice transbrake launches at stoplights

3: There really is a great way to drown out the thumping bass from the honda next to you

4: Wheelie bars double as curb feelers

5: Gotta love the "lift and separate" effect the five point harnesses have on the female anatomy.

6: If it is true that your car is an extention of your manhood, you've got 555 cu. inches

7: All life-forms are sucked into the dominator before having a chance of hitting the windsheild

8: The 3 foot tall pro-stock scoup is easily spotted in a parking lot

9: Window netting is an effective way to repel mosquitoes carrying the west nile virus

10: one word for tailgaters: parachute!

enjoy 😀
 
All life-forms are sucked into the dominator before having a chance of hitting the windsheild


 
I've got several more of these top ten lists that I will post from time to time. They always make me laugh. Some are so very true.
 
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