I coppied this from a member another form. Always makes me laugh everytime I read it.
Ten Steps to Making a Successful Appearance on "Pimp My Ride":
1.) Buy a car from a junkyard. The more obscure, the better. A 1986 Dodge Ram Maxi-Wagon will allow for better ratings than a run-of-the-mill Buick Regal.
2.) Incur more body damage whilst not harming the mechanical systems.
3.) Keep the car in (barely) driveable condition.
4.) Submit an entry to MTV.
5.) Be notified that you're a winner.
6.) Place your car in your drive correctly juxtapositioning it so as to exhibit (no pun intended) its crappiness.
7.) Feign enthusiasm and general surprise when a film crew arrives at your door 6-8 weeks later.
8.) Wait eagerly to see what travesty your car turns into.
9.) Mask your feelings of contempt and disdain at the unveiling with genuine feigned enthusiasm.
10.)
-10.1.) Watch as your vehicle, now a travesty on wheels, breaks down on the side of the freeway because they did not bother to fix the drivetrain.
-10.2.) Furthermore, realize that the problems were in fact heightened by the faulty wiring to the 63 7" video monitors (including two underneath), the half dozen or so subwoofers, the sink and hot tub in the back, the underglow, the 22" "Dubs" and lowering kit, and whatever else the crew decided they could cram into your car just because they could.
-10.3.) Never drive said travesty again, out of fear that theives will pillage the aforementioned accessories/vehicle, or that vandals will key the translucent red, green and mauve paint.
Also, why must every television show title be affiliated with "pimps" and "tricks"?
James
Ten Steps to Making a Successful Appearance on "Pimp My Ride":
1.) Buy a car from a junkyard. The more obscure, the better. A 1986 Dodge Ram Maxi-Wagon will allow for better ratings than a run-of-the-mill Buick Regal.
2.) Incur more body damage whilst not harming the mechanical systems.
3.) Keep the car in (barely) driveable condition.
4.) Submit an entry to MTV.
5.) Be notified that you're a winner.
6.) Place your car in your drive correctly juxtapositioning it so as to exhibit (no pun intended) its crappiness.
7.) Feign enthusiasm and general surprise when a film crew arrives at your door 6-8 weeks later.
8.) Wait eagerly to see what travesty your car turns into.
9.) Mask your feelings of contempt and disdain at the unveiling with genuine feigned enthusiasm.
10.)
-10.1.) Watch as your vehicle, now a travesty on wheels, breaks down on the side of the freeway because they did not bother to fix the drivetrain.
-10.2.) Furthermore, realize that the problems were in fact heightened by the faulty wiring to the 63 7" video monitors (including two underneath), the half dozen or so subwoofers, the sink and hot tub in the back, the underglow, the 22" "Dubs" and lowering kit, and whatever else the crew decided they could cram into your car just because they could.
-10.3.) Never drive said travesty again, out of fear that theives will pillage the aforementioned accessories/vehicle, or that vandals will key the translucent red, green and mauve paint.
Also, why must every television show title be affiliated with "pimps" and "tricks"?
James
