Awkward Moments in Pizza Delivery!

[joe_padavano]

Pizza delivery has it's odd moments here and there. Well, today, I delivered to a p*rn star I recognized, and umm...

Isn't that the, well, "plot" is probably too strong a word, so let's say "premise" for about half of all porno movies made?

 

[85 Cutlass Brougham]

I deliver pizza also. At least you get p*rn stars!! All of the drivers at the place I work have to deal with an alcoholic 50 year old woman who sometimes shows up at the door naked and tries to get us to come in side for a good time! Its not pretty at all!

Well, I have had that happen before and umm....yeah...it makes you lose your appetite. The worst was the dirty old man I used to deliver to who didn't like clothes, and had a steep set of stairs up to his front porch. When you were on the ground, you can imagine what you would stare at if you looked the wrong way. THAT was very uncomfortable.

You also have to remember where I deliver. Tampa Bay has more strip clubs per capita than pretty much anywhere else. We are known for it. I even had to deliver to a p*rn industry convention at 2 strip clubs a few weeks ago. I was probably the best person to chose for the deliveries as I am a bit of a prude and was not inclined to stick around.

 

[85 Cutlass Brougham]

Hey you coulda made $100! :lol:

and go where many, many men ( and probably a few women ) have gone before !! I think I would pass.

What if it was Jenna Jameson though? You could just dive in head first with a body condom. :lol:

It was "Allie Sin"., or at least that was her screen name. A friend of a friend's girlfriend knows her, so I won't reveal her real name.

 

[GP403]

somebody had to say it

 

[dan2286]

somebody had to say it

You want pics of my encounter??? 😀

 

[85 Cutlass Brougham]

Well...pics would be a bit more awkward to come by...