Easy-peasy. Premise 1: Sh*t Happens. Premise 2: if Sh*t is not happening then work is being accomplished. Premise 3: if Sh*t that is happening gets interrupted by other Sh*t all-of-a-sudden occurring, then you have a case of Sh*ttus Interruptus, aka Sh*t being interrupted while in progress or, alternatively, Sh*ttus obstructus, aka the second case of Sh*t happening causes the first case to pause or stop. In the best case scenario, the second interruption cancels out the first so that work gets done. In the worst case, they combine to create something known as either SNAFU, or FUBAR.
As for conjugation, anything ending in "us' is the male nominative gender and if it is ending in "a' it is the female nominative gender, so in the examples above the subject being dumped on by all the Sh*t that is occurring is a man. If it was a woman, she would be blaming the man and adding to the load that had already been piled on him, making it a Sh*t Storm or that of Sh*t PHD. (Piled Higher and Deeper)
The only glimmer of hope in all this is if the victim happens to be a mushroom farmer in which case being buried in Sh*t would be a good thing and any interruption of the flow would be bad.
Test? Nah, we don' do no steenking tests 'round heah. Y'all gotta memorize it and be pree-pared to recite it back perfectly when called on by the teacher. (Probably why I still have a working memory right now despite the fact that most of the SH*T that we had to learn by heart was either just plain stupid, or pretty much useless.)
Nick
As for conjugation, anything ending in "us' is the male nominative gender and if it is ending in "a' it is the female nominative gender, so in the examples above the subject being dumped on by all the Sh*t that is occurring is a man. If it was a woman, she would be blaming the man and adding to the load that had already been piled on him, making it a Sh*t Storm or that of Sh*t PHD. (Piled Higher and Deeper)
The only glimmer of hope in all this is if the victim happens to be a mushroom farmer in which case being buried in Sh*t would be a good thing and any interruption of the flow would be bad.
Test? Nah, we don' do no steenking tests 'round heah. Y'all gotta memorize it and be pree-pared to recite it back perfectly when called on by the teacher. (Probably why I still have a working memory right now despite the fact that most of the SH*T that we had to learn by heart was either just plain stupid, or pretty much useless.)
Nick