God, could of atleast spelled it in Pittsburghese. A yinzer here & there would sound better. Guess when all you do is text how could you know how to spell correctly, just so ig'nernt (Rude. Dat guy who cut me off was rilly ig'nernt.)
Nah, 'em guys up'n Ambridge 'er juss' a lil' slow, y'know? Us guys on'a nor'side ain't da smartest, but we ain't like 'em jags from over der.