Came across this on Craigslist and his reason for selling made me laugh.
https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cto/d/gibsonia-2002-subaru-outback-awd-trade/6799762124.html
https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cto/d/gibsonia-2002-subaru-outback-awd-trade/6799762124.html