Man, I really need to introduce you guys to FUN Kansas ladies. Sure, we've got some big gals and a few conservatives but we've got stone cold foxes too, and if you want wild then it doesn't get any hotter than a girl in the Bible Belt tryin' to piss off Daddy- everything's a sin, boys! We have access to all the big city bullshit as well as quiet country roads where she can be as loud as she wants, and it doesn't matter if it's a river or a field: if your truck goes all the way, your date will too. And these women are real women: they can fight so you don't have to do it for 'em. They cook like Grandma. They clean house like a 1950s wife. They back their man and can out drink your buddy. We do rodeos here and it ain't some namby pamby child's play, the women work hard, play hard, and learn to ride if ya catch my drift. And they looove square bodies.
