The "I Smoke Crack" Awards

[maximus84]

http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.jsp?ct=p&car_id=252363391&dealer_id=63356777&car_year=1985&model=FIERO&num_records=25&systime=&make2=&highlightFirstMakeModel=&start_year=1981&keywordsfyc=&keywordsfyc=&keywordsrep=&keywordsrep=&engine=&certified=&body_code=0&fuel=&awsp=false&search_type=both&distance=0&marketZipError=false&search_lang=en&showZipError=n&make=PONT&keywords_display=&color=&page_location=findacar%3A%3Aispsearchform&min_price=&drive=&default_sort=priceDESC&seller_type=b&max_mileage=&style_flag=1&sort_type=priceDESC&address=02790&advanced=&end_year=2009&doors=&transmission=&max_price=&cardist=360



http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.jsp?c ... rdist=1247

:shock: :lol:

 

[85 Cutlass Brougham]

Okay, I just stumbled on this thread. It's a Mitsubishi, but this guy has some....uhhh...issues in how he modifies cars. Check out the cut and weld clutch disc, the drilled flywheel, and "unique" use of diamond plate. This thread is international and has over 1,000,000 hits!!! I also love the artistic use of fisheyes in everything he paints!

http://www.lancerregister.com/showthread.php?t=224101

 

[Uncletruck]

That thread has me absolutely speachless- it just kept getting better and better :lol:

-UT-

 

[maximus84]

Wow!

 

[dlc1979]

That thread certainly made me feel better about my mechanical knowledge .

I thought at first it was a hoax - nobody would be that bad - then I got to the clutch....

Amazing...

 

[speed3]

I had to join the forum just to share this one with you.

http://nwct.craigslist.org/cto/864136905.html

 

[dan2286]

I had to join the forum just to share this one with you.

http://nwct.craigslist.org/cto/864136905.html

I think most people here would rather see a lifted El Camino than one with a ricer wing on the back!! 😀

 

[Uncletruck]

"The Spanish Tuner" LOL! He really needs to find a new hobby, because he just ain't too good with anything mechanical. I wouldn't let him "tune" my string trimmer 😱

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSl5zSlZzpM

Sure seems like they spent a lot of money on some good components, but just everything they touched with their grubby fingers immidiately turned to sh*t :lol:

-UT-

 

[85 Cutlass Brougham]

C'mon now, doesn't everyone buy cheap Chinese knock off turbos? I know I'd sure trust a Chinese knockoff of a product capable of showering the insides of my engine with shrapnel. Plus, hacking and welding two clutches together is the latest rage. Why buy the right clutch for your super-popular import engine when, with an angle grinder, a drill and a MIG welder you can make one with the parts you have lying around! It's not like it is at all dangerous to have an unbalanced part spinning at 7,000rpm that also is tasked with 100% of the power of the engine! Also, why waste money on a scattershield. Real men don't need legs...or nuts. :lol:

 

[GP403]

How about this one from just this morning:

http://tulsa.craigslist.org/pts/886092657.html

best part:

This has distributor in back which means it was built at chevy plant.

ORLY?!