YUB NUB

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How do you empty the black water tank on a submarine? Pressurize the tank and feed the fish. Then you have to vent the pressure to use the system again.

Via a charcoal cannister. Outboard of some poor schmuck's bunk in berthing. That, amigo, is asz.

Marine toilets have a big ball valve under the bowl. Before said operation, an A-ganger is supposed to make sure the signs are flipped in the heads. What happens when some poor shlub falls asleep on the can and the A-ganger doesn't look very carefully? Said schlub gets to clean the blast zone with kimwipes, Simple Green, then iodine. Then, he gets to clean himself.
 
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How do you empty the black water tank on a submarine? Pressurize the tank and feed the fish. Then you have to vent the pressure to use the system again.

Via a charcoal cannister. Outboard of some poor schmuck's bunk in berthing. That, amigo, is asz.

Marine toilets have a big ball valve under the bowl. Before said operation, an A-ganger is supposed to make sure the signs are flipped in the heads. What happens when some poor shlub falls asleep on the can and the A-ganger doesn't look very carefully? Said schlub gets to clean the blast zone with kimwipes, Simple Green, then iodine. Then, he gets to clean himself.
We handed out "Golden Flapper" awards during off-crew to those who took a sh*t bath by forgetting/disregarding the signs. One was a missile tech. Half asleep, goes into the head, signs are up and noticeable. It's ok, just going to pee. Forgets, turns water valve on to start the rinse, and pulls handle to open drain valve. Only tank was pressurized. WHOOOOOOSH!!!!!! Closes valve. Sees bowl filling up again. Panics and pulls handle AGAIN! WHOOOOOOOSH!!!! Finally gets it and closes flapper valve and water valve. Epic bath. He got the only DOUBLE golden flapper award I'd ever seen.

Just friggin' nasty. Knock on wood, never happened to me. ALMOST....but stopped just short of pulling handle.
 
Wish I had a photo of me doing this. Phones with cameras we're not yet a thing in those days. Emergency blow. Practicing how to get 'on the roof' when you've just had a really, really bad day.
 
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YUB NUB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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