It's The Swine Flu!!! Run!!!!

[85 Cutlass Brougham]

Well, for the first time since Gerald Ford was President, we have a chance at getting the sine flu (H1N1). Thanks Mexico!!!! I smell a Mexican biological war conspiracy here as a way to deal with the outbreak of civil war in that country and force US intervention. Then again, it may just be an illness that made the jump from swine to humans and have nothing to do with any conspiracy at all. I dunno though.... first Mexico infests us with killer bees, and now the Swine Flu... BTW, does anyone know where I can get an old Saturday Night Live clip from 1976 making fun of the swine flu? I can't help but have John Belushi in a bumble bee costume defending the swine flu stuck in my head...

(For the humor impaired, the above statements about Mexico were meant to be taken in jest. I don't really believe in a great Mexican conspiracy. Yet.)

 

[dan2286]

There is a kid who has it in the city next to mine. It is only a mild case, but the kids get a vacation from school for a little. I guess the kid was on a vacation with his family in Mexico.

 

[patmckinneyracing]

It sucks for me cause I'm down here in San Antonio, REAL close to the border. The school district next to mine has reported three kids had it and they shut down the whole school district for two weeks and have almost everyone under quarantine.

 

[HurstOlds]

Flame throwers for the infected. Don't be Left 4 Dead

 

[85 Cutlass Brougham]

It's a Crysis I tell ya!

 

[beermonkey9417]

buy stock in hand sanitizer, tissue, and gas masks. and shotguns for the swine flu zombies.

 

[85 Cutlass Brougham]

Damn swine flu zombies...always messin' with my sh*t!

 

[srercrcr]

Spring Break in Cancun, bring back a hangover and a nasty virus.

 

[1986montecarlols]

RE

RESIDENT EVIL 6 US Citizens

DAH DAH DAH!!!

 

[86inthemakin]

It sucks for me cause I'm down here in San Antonio, REAL close to the border. The school district next to mine has reported three kids had it and they shut down the whole school district for two weeks and have almost everyone under quarantine.

I'm closer to the border than you are. Still no outbreaks though. *knocks on wood*. Fachists pigs. Lol