Joke of the day

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"Joke of the Day"

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Can we keep it as such? Thx.
 
HUH. If the dude is that dumb, then maybe he was just dumb enough to forget to charge it, or maybe he did manage to engage the safety, but relying on a mechanism to protect you and then pissing on the laws of probability by still putting your finger on the trigger................................ Best of all possibilities is that the magazine is empty. Any bookies out there taking odds?



Nick
 
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oh, I would LOVE to see this! :rofl: 🤣 :rofl: 🤣 :rofl: 🤣 :rofl: 🤣 :rofl: 🤣

Booby Trap Strip Club Makes Competing $5 Million Offer for Miami Heat Arena Naming Rights​


On November 12, popular p*rn site BangBros announced that it would be re-submitting a $10 million offer for the naming rights to the arena after its 2019 offer to rename it "Bang Bros Center (BBC)" failed to materialize.
 
oh, I would LOVE to see this! :rofl: 🤣 :rofl: 🤣 :rofl: 🤣 :rofl: 🤣 :rofl: 🤣

Booby Trap Strip Club Makes Competing $5 Million Offer for Miami Heat Arena Naming Rights​


On November 12, popular p*rn site BangBros announced that it would be re-submitting a $10 million offer for the naming rights to the arena after its 2019 offer to rename it "Bang Bros Center (BBC)" failed to materialize.

Money talks. . .
 
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Wish I was joking....
Murphy's day has finally come!!



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The cherry on top... to taunt the offender with "dead or alive, you're comming with me" over a loud speaker on the robot just before it shoots him/her, better know as the "oh sh*t" moment.
 
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you use Bounty for TP? good thing you don't use the cheap generic brand with pieces of wood pulp, else you'd be explaining to the doc pulling out splinters, "well, you see doc, it's like this. I was wiping my ......."
Wood splitters are from the log you sat on. It’s better bounty than those poison ivy leaves that make it so you can sit!😵