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MrSony

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Nov 15, 2014
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What's green and has wheels?


Grass.


I lied about the wheels.
 
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TURNA

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Jul 24, 2009
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Why couldn't the pirate go see the movie...........................

Because it was rated RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 
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81cutlass

Comic Book Super Hero
Feb 16, 2009
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What do you call a cow with no legs

Ground Beef.
 
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MrSony

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Why couldn't the pirate go see the movie...........................

Because it was rated RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
what's a pirates favorite letter
 

rfpowerdude

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Jul 15, 2013
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Termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?"
 
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pontiacgp

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what do you call a deer with no eyes.........no eyedear
what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs..... still no eyedear
what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no P........still no F eyedear
 
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