Joke of the day

MrSony

Geezer
Nov 15, 2014
6,435
113
Des Moines, Iowa
What's green and has wheels?


Grass.


I lied about the wheels.
 
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TURNA

Rocket Powered Basset Hound
Jul 24, 2009
10,947
113
Socialist NY
Why couldn't the pirate go see the movie...........................

Because it was rated RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 
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81cutlass

Comic Book Super Hero
Feb 16, 2009
4,322
113
Western MN
What do you call a cow with no legs

Ground Beef.
 
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MrSony

Geezer
Nov 15, 2014
6,435
113
Des Moines, Iowa
Why couldn't the pirate go see the movie...........................

Because it was rated RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
what's a pirates favorite letter
 

rfpowerdude

Master Mechanic
Jul 15, 2013
463
93
Palm Bay, Fla
Termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?"
 
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pontiacgp

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Mar 31, 2006
29,280
113
Kitchener, Ontario
what do you call a deer with no eyes.........no eyedear
what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs..... still no eyedear
what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no P........still no F eyedear
 
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