Joke of the day

[jlcustomz]

Not sure if there was already a joke of the day type thread on here before.
I'll go first.
I heard that inflation is getting so bad rapper 50cent is considering changing his name to Buck 45.

 

[fleming442]

Where do bad rainbows end up?






Prism

 

[MrSony]

What's green and has wheels?


Grass.


I lied about the wheels.

 

[TURNA]

Why couldn't the pirate go see the movie...........................

Because it was rated RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[81cutlass]

What do you call a cow with no legs

Ground Beef.

 

[MrSony]

Why couldn't the pirate go see the movie...........................

Because it was rated RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

what's a pirates favorite letter

 

[superbon54]

what's a pirates favorite letter

You think it’d be R but it’s actually the C!

 

[Bitterman]

What's brown and sticky










A stick

 

[rfpowerdude]

Termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?"

 

[pontiacgp]

what do you call a deer with no eyes.........no eyedear
what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs..... still no eyedear
what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no P........still no F eyedear