"1986 SS El Camino
MODIFICATIONS: Short throw dipstick, Lambo doors, swiss-cheesed the frame, stick-on vents, Black Ice® Little Tree, lightweight muffler bearings, high performance wiper fluid, VTEC swap, spare tire delete, cross drilled brake lines, drilled and slotted pushrods, Xenon blinker fluid, lightweight license plate, hi-flow glove compartment filter, bullet hole stickers, deleted back seat, turned the hood ornament sideways, and a Flux Capacitor."
This is hilarious.
Hey, Delaware.... You in Sussex, Kent or New Castle county? I live across a bridge from New Castle; do most of my shopping in DE.
One amazing thing about Jersey is zero inspection of cars earlier than 1995.
Bad gas is my bet. I got my car last March with half a tank of God knows how old the gas was. I drove that car sputtering to empty. When I re-filled and changed fuel filter on carb it ran nice with CCC, but stank. Apparently my catalitic converter's honeycomb had blown down into the muffler.