another reason I'm not married

[MrHernandez]

After 40 years I'm ready to put my wife's parts in the dishwasher. Maybe they'll shrink and tighten up.

LMFAO Icy Hot may be a good alternative

 

[rydeer]

Well I used the little packet things and the pot and pan setting. FYI I have p*ssy over when I want her here. Then she goes home and I don't care what goes in her dishwasher.

 

[rip1212]

why buy the cow, when the milks free! Right rydeer? Hahahaha. Good comeback man.

 

[3XBrownCutty]

When I had a girl, my cutlass had a 3.8, now I don't have a girl and my cutlass has a 5.8 and new paint... i see a direct relationship here. no pun intended 😀 My theory to all you guys in some kind of relationship: if you dump her, you motor will gain 2.0L more displacement!!!!!!

Also my parents wouldn't let me put my headers in the stove to "cure" the high temp paint... goes along with the kitchen appliance theme.

 

[beermonkey9417]

my ma said the same thing about putting my tail lights in the oven to soften them up. she said "get yer own damn stove!" so im looking on craigslist for on to put in the back yard lol

 

[jae]

I'll take being married and having p*ssy around over being able to put car parts in my dishwasher and NOT having p*ssy around,
any day

I know a lot of married guys who have it around but they never get to have it. :shock:

Being single, you can have it around, actually have it, then send it on its way for some new, fresh stuff. Just like with new clean parts, you can have nice, new, clean...