"Wife of the Year/" NAH, not even close. The only way that individual out in that snow bank would exert herself to go a grab that box is that it is either for her and she isn't sharing, or what is in the box doesn't match the writing on the package.
"You want me to go, get you a beer..........well get off your *ss and go get your own d*** beer, and shovel off the sidewalks and driveway while you are at it and then go over to my mothers and do hers!!!............................
Nick