Joke of the day
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Well, High School English composition analysis aside, I would conclude the comparison was lost on them. Either that or they saw the use of the word itself as an infringement on some kind of regional trademark or patent and reacted by destroying the offending beverage. Different countries, different customs.
As for attachment 219437 concerning the Chernobyl breakfast, I could see that if the consumer was a school bus driver and wanted to pacity a busload of unruly urchins.
Nick
As for attachment 219437 concerning the Chernobyl breakfast, I could see that if the consumer was a school bus driver and wanted to pacity a busload of unruly urchins.
Nick
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During one of my nursing home visits, I happened to notice a very old couple sitting side-by-side in their wheel chairs as I wheeled my Mom to our fav spot in her nursing home.
These elderly folks were sitting side-by-side, holding hands, with the old guy snoozing as his wife laid her head on his shoulder.
I asked about them, and learned that they were both 98 years old, and have been married for 70 years.
So, I said to the elderly woman, “What kept you both together all of these years?”; and with her bony fingers pointing at me and in her feeble voice she said to me with a straight face…
“Young man (I’m 70), the key to a Successful Marriage for this long is to Keep his Stomach Full, and to Keep his Balls Empty!"
These elderly folks were sitting side-by-side, holding hands, with the old guy snoozing as his wife laid her head on his shoulder.
I asked about them, and learned that they were both 98 years old, and have been married for 70 years.
So, I said to the elderly woman, “What kept you both together all of these years?”; and with her bony fingers pointing at me and in her feeble voice she said to me with a straight face…
“Young man (I’m 70), the key to a Successful Marriage for this long is to Keep his Stomach Full, and to Keep his Balls Empty!"