Joke of the day

Seperate monies is good... just make sure your b@lls stay in your man purse, not hers.
 
Seperate monies is good... just make sure your b@lls stay in your man purse, not hers.
Tim Allen Fox GIF by Last Man Standing
 
lying to the wife? hmmm, momma always said if you can't say something nice...then who are you to judge?