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Call that a pizza?? No pepperoni, where's the cheese and 'shrooms?? And just 4 shots? either cheap rot gut or pseudo-booze with less real alcohol in it than the hand cleaner in the mini bottles.



Nick
 
Call that a pizza?? No pepperoni, where's the cheese and 'shrooms?? And just 4 shots? either cheap rot gut or pseudo-booze with less real alcohol in it than the hand cleaner in the mini bottles.



Nick
I think that's beer, not shots
 
Well, I'm not Bob but I have been known to play the role as a walk on substitute so here goes.

If you are just planning on using the boat for fishing, then having the crack cleaned out and welded, with a bit of flat plate plug welded over top of the seam to re-enforce it should work fine.

But, on the other hand, if your wayward wife happens to like water skiing, and while out there, the motor bracket happens to break off and take the motor with it, and you hadn't remembered to replace the safety chains so you used the ends of the ski tow line as safety ropes instead so your wife, in a futile attempt to retrieve the motor, followed it down to a watery grave, I guess all that would remain would be the question of whether the marine insurance on the boat would cover a new engine or if you would be out of pocket for the replacement; engine that is,

Just Remember, friends and fellow listeners: ALL THIS IS FICTION!! Just Ask Bob.



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