Joke of the day

[MrSony]

Also this

 

[mechanic80]

Termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?"

I just don't get it........

 

[NJ Longroof]

I just don't get it........

Bars are generally made of wood, termites like to eat wood, this termite wants to know if the bar wood is tender.

 

[NJ Longroof]

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop

 

[NJ Longroof]

So i installed a new voice activated stereo in my car. You can say artist names, type of mysic ect. and it will play it. First time out i am driving around listening to the new stereo suddenly two idiot kids on bike cut right in front of my car... of course i yell " ****ing kids!" Next thing you know Michael Jackson comes on the stereo

 

[KCP]

You gotta love voice recognition

 

[KCP]

 

[Bonnewagon]

 

[Bonnewagon]

 

[Bonnewagon]