Spend your summer telling the sun to "go **** itself", with the ultimate UV-ray c*ck-blocker. Painstakingly handcrafted utilizing Parisian engineering techniques, the Louis Vuitton Sun Shield is the must have facial-worn middle finger to accompany any outdoor event.
Whether it's establishing an alpha male type tone immediately upon arrival at a family picnic, or simply hanging out your living room window to have a stare down with Mother Nature's lightbulb, the LVSS is the set of visual dynamite that will blow everyone away!
Sure, every heterosexual lady dreams of marrying a fella who can fill out a snugly fit set of denim shorts, but they wanna make sweet love to the dude who showcases cocksure optic-dominance over big bright *ss stars.
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