Joke of the day

How did you catch that huge salmon?
I just ran it over!
 
Passed a big truck that said “practice safe sauce…wear a condiment”. Couldn’t snap a photo due to the State Police car at my 4 o’clock, but here’s the company:

 
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Passed a big truck that said “practice safe sauce…wear a condiment”. Couldn’t snap a photo due to the State Police car at my 4 o’clock, but here’s the company:

They sound good but my stomach says no way
 
Punch line in need of a lead-in…