Many moons ago my half-Irish cousins were visiting NYC from Pittsburgh. I took them to all the usual tourist places and we were glad it was unusually warm for St Paddy's Day. We went into Mahattan to grab dinner and find an Irish bar. While walking along the Bowery we spotted a likely looking place. Suddenly a guy dressed totally in green tinfoil, green sneakers, and a big green top hat came crashing out of the bar and vomited all over the sidewalk. He casually wiped his face with his arm, turned around, and marched right back in. We chose another bar. Welcome to Shitty City!🤢
