Some people are STRANGE
- Thread starter Doug Chahoy
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It's funny, I'm one of those people who hides in the stall until the other guy leaves... I wash my hands, but I try to make sure nobody notices.
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So you're not the guy who violates man law, sits down right next to the other guy, then proceeds to publicly display your terrible life choices by desecrating the throne in ways one might think otherwise unpossible?
The stall is where I go to take an ordinary leak. It's the public facilities that are strange.
You mean like go in the stall next to someone else, grunt and strain, make all kinds of noise while slowly leaning to the side and dropping random things into the toilet that make thunk and splash noises?
Then quietly open a jar of chunky peanut butter, smear a generous amount on the TP, and gently toss it onto the floor in the next stall and ask someone to pass it back?
That sort of desecration?
That minus the faking part. If I'm minding my own business, dropping a normal human deuce at work, and I hear someone scurry in I just know it'll be a civilian (not a young one either). Next I see the shoes, I hear explosions, splashing, and strange grunting/relief sounds from the next stall. Not once have I had this happen where I saw military boots under the next stall, it's always some old contractor and more often than not, they're in a hurry.
