Years ago, right after Al Gore invented the internet, I wanted to contribute to a car forum I had been checking out occasionally and had to sign up to do it. At this point I was a big noob and didn't really care what name I used as long as I could remember it. While I was typing away on the laptop, there was this program called Stargate SG1 on the TV that had this bad villian dude called Anubis. My wife recommended using it because I was "a noob". I was in a hurry so I used it and it stuck. End of story 😀