Flatlander issues. We much prefer to have raging rivers that wash your house away during snow melt season - you can see that before purchase without a brochure haha.
What's the scoop with your neighbor's non-invisible, invisible fence of tires in the field? Are they to keep something out, like unruly new and loud neighbors from Ottawa, or keep something in?
It's nice to hear you're involved in the community development program that involves tow chains, snow and booze. I could fit into that group 😉 I'm curious of what the neighbors think of the Boom Tube?