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AH, mm, "Ford". Would that be, like, the acronym for "Found On Road, Dead" or "Fix Or Repair Daily" or, "First On Recall Day" ????

The only Ford that ever caught my eye was the 32 Five Window, and having one of them end up in my garage/shop is about as likely as winning a power ball lottery.



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AH, mm, "Ford". Would that be, like, the acronym for "Found On Road, Dead" or "Fix Or Repair Daily" or, if you are a rabid fanatic for them, "First On Race Day" ????

The only Ford that ever caught my eye was the 32 Five Window, and having one of them end up in my garage/shop is about as likely as winning a power ball lottery.



Nick

Flipped Over Retired Dodge.
 
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Nah, Dodges have acronyms of their own; just can't remember any off hand. As for Plymouths and Studebakers, that wouldn't be an acronym, more like a paragraph.


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Hey, me here and sticking with First on Race Day for the last acronym in my list, although it was a Chev that won at Fontana last weekend. Gotta give 'em some meager ray of hope y'know.
 
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AH, mm, "Ford". Would that be, like, the acronym for "Found On Road, Dead" or "Fix Or Repair Daily" or, if you are a rabid fanatic for them, "First On Race Day" ????

The only Ford that ever caught my eye was the 32 Five Window, and having one of them end up in my garage/shop is about as likely as winning a power ball lottery.



Nick
An F1 truck isn’t bad either.
 
Chevrolet has a few.

1. Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

2. Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

3. Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

4. Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

5. Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

6. Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Engine Ticks