Joke of the day
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I stumbled upon this flick and I can't stop laughing at this scene. Will Smith just makes it all that more funny.
You do realize that the full name for that stuff is Budweiser, which also happens to be one nickname for The Seal Trident after its resemblance to the Anheuser-Busch company logo that appears on every can of Bud beer. Not surprising that you ended up in navy country since the seals do, Technically, belong to the Navy.
And, with thanks to the Jokes 4 Us website:
Night of Drinking
A man and his pet seal walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: "Last call." So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my seal." The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the seal falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there." To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a seal."
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/sealjokes.html
Nick
And, with thanks to the Jokes 4 Us website:
Night of Drinking
A man and his pet seal walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: "Last call." So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my seal." The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the seal falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there." To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a seal."
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/sealjokes.html
Nick
