Joke of the day

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Let's see, we had the old reliable leather belt, a wooden paddle with the words "Board of Education" printed on it, And this. All that beating and I still turned out bad. Hmmmm....
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Your problem was a lack of wood shed then.
 
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"It smells Nice??? Only if you can keep a safe distance. Up close there is nothing smellier than a middle aged woman who has wallowed in some brand of body powder that is so pungent you can taste it in the air. Bleah.
 
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