Joke of the day
- Thread starter jlcustomz
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Two bikers are sitting in a bar. One starts crying in his beer about his woman leaving. The other tells him to toughen up and stop crying. The crier says "Haven't you ever cried?" The other guy says "I've only cried twice in my life." The crier asks "When was that?" The other guy says "Once when I was hunting I stopped to take a dump in the woods. When I squatted down my balls got caught in a bear trap". "YIKES! " says the crier. "When was the second time?" The other guy says, "When the chain ran out."
We know only too well that war comes not when the forces of freedom are strong, but when they are weak. It is then that tyrants are tempted.
Ronald Reagan, Republican National Convention, July 17 1980
Scary part is, this is actually 100% true! It’d be a lot funnier if it wasn’t so accurate.
What? No hash marks on the sleeves??
And don't forget the whole business of the WO, aka Warrant Officer.
And don't forget the whole business of the WO, aka Warrant Officer.