Director of Mayhem at the Paper Street Soap Company.
But in reality, I am a Logistics Management Specialist for Uncle Sam. Actually, I have been wearing a camouflage business suit for 35 of the last 34 years ( took a year off transitioning from Active to N.Guard) I was an Ammo tech, a recruiter, truck mechanic and now I (am supposed to ) fuel heli-copters. I have also worked at Autozone (to pay for my Harley) and the local Harley dealer in the parts dep't (to pay for my truck)
Mainly, I service, update, repair and maintain Logistics Information Systems. " What a long strange trip it has been"
Retiring from paid employment for good in a little over 6 years