Joke of the day

[joesregalproject]

Termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?"

That's a dentist joke 😂

 

[Bitterman]

Why does a Moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?



Because its a little meteor

 

[fleming442]

What's the difference between an Amish and a Pennsylvania Dutch?



About 3 Mennonite! AAAAAAAY-OOOOH!!!!

 

[pontiacgp]

what is the difference between an Irish funeral and a Scottish funeral, at the Irish funeral one drunk is missing and at the Scottish funeral no one wants to pay for it

 

[fleming442]

The difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with diarrhea.....?


The oysterman shucks between fits!

 

[tc1959]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

 

[hoffa65]

Knock Knock,
Whos there?
Emerson
Emerson who?



Emerson nice T*tties 😆😆

 

[Injectedcutty]

There are two types of people:

Ones who can extrapolate from incomplete data,

 

[1evilregal]

what do you call it when Han Solo and Indiana Jones throw a party?

A Ford Fiesta!

 

[pagrunt]

What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs in front of a door? Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs in a hole? Phil
What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs in the middle of a lake? Bob