Based on statistics, the most used s*xual position among married couples is doggy style... The husband sits and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.
Joke of the day
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ittle Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.
She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an "r" after the first letter."
The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy."
A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is.
Johnny thinks hard and the says to the teacher, "I remember it has an "r" after the first letter."
"That's right!" she coaxed.
Then after a few seconds Little Johnny says, "Mrs. Crunt?"
She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an "r" after the first letter."
The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy."
A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is.
Johnny thinks hard and the says to the teacher, "I remember it has an "r" after the first letter."
"That's right!" she coaxed.
Then after a few seconds Little Johnny says, "Mrs. Crunt?"
There was a second statistic based on the same survey.
They also asked what husbands do after a real good *rgasm.
They put their pants on and go home to their wife.
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Do you know the true definition of a virgin lake? It's a lake no women have swam in and the fish still taste like fish.
This is what happens when you put your El Camino through the hot water laundry. 
Everyone knows you need to treat an El Camino like their owners.
Bathe rarely, and, no hot water heaters involved. Occasionally getting them caught in the rain is best so they don't know what's coming.
