Joke of the day

[CopperNick]

Nam vets would swear to this but grape jelly and peanut butter. You ate the peanut butter for breakfast and it kept you from needing to take a dump for the whole day. At sundown, eat the grape jelly and next morning, up and hit the latrine, just like clockwork.

 

[ck80]

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8 am Tuesday is just the 32nd hour of Monday. Where's the problem?

 

[Built6spdMCSS]

I can attest to the modern MRE's we had in Iraq, stopped you up for a while and a nice solid turd eventually.

 

[Built6spdMCSS]

 

[Bonnewagon]

My old man was a Marine in WWII. Three S’s he’d say. Sh**, Shower, and Shave.

At work we had a big argument over that. We decided it was 'Sh**, Shave, THEN Shower'. Or 'Shave, SH**, and then Shower'. Either way, shower was last so as to rinse off the other two. Makes sense.

 

[Supercharged111]

At work we had a big argument over that. We decided it was 'Sh**, Shave, THEN Shower'. Or 'Shave, SH**, and then Shower'. Either way, shower was last so as to rinse off the other two. Makes sense.

I like to shave in the shower, so sh**, shower/shave for this guy. Like Tosh says, if you have to take a dump after getting out of the shower you need to crawl back in bed and start the whole day over.

 

[86LK]

At work we had a big argument over that. We decided it was 'Sh**, Shave, THEN Shower'. Or 'Shave, SH**, and then Shower'. Either way, shower was last so as to rinse off the other two. Makes sense.

I find it a lot easier to shower first then shave. hot water softens up the beard. also, after about a weeks growth and your face is starting to itch even with constant washing, it makes it easier to shave after washing the 7-day beard with some soap. the razor actually cuts better.

 

[Bonnewagon]

shave after washing the 7-day beard with some soap. the razor actually cuts better.

That is why I use an old school shave brush in a mug. The soap softens the beard, easy to add some more if needed. The worn out shower soap goes in the mug- no need to buy the soap cakes. I have been doing that since basic training [50 years ago!] and I am only on my second brush. The first I bought at the Ft. Knox PX, the current one my Son-in-law got me. A BURMA SHAVE brush and mug set if you can believe that.

 

[86LK]

That is why I use an old school shave brush in a mug. The soap softens the beard, easy to add some more if needed. The worn out shower soap goes in the mug- no need to buy the soap cakes. I have been doing that since basic training [50 years ago!] and I am only on my second brush. The first I bought at the Ft. Knox PX, the current one my Son-in-law got me. A BURMA SHAVE brush and mug set if you can believe that.

I just use gel shaving cream in the disposable can.

 

[Built6spdMCSS]