Joke of the day

[84dragcutlass]

What is the fastest thing on the planet?
#1 Thoughts
#2 Light
#3 Diarrhea

Diarrhea because before you can think to turn the light on its too late

 

[Bonnewagon]

 

[Bonnewagon]

 

[melloelky]

if only..

 

[383_GrandPrix]

Before the invention of the cellphone.

 

[Bonnewagon]

WOW! The old green monsters. Porcelain handholds, wicker seats, and all. And hats!

 

[NJ Longroof]

 

[Bitterman]

Sorry, this one is a little late.

Why do monsters not like to eat ghosts?








Because they taste like sheet!

 

[Bitterman]

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?







Hey man, you smell carrots!

 

[NJ Longroof]