Man, I literally CUT MY LIP on one of those UTZ kettle chips before.My favorite but hard to find. The local Dollar store only gets like 6 bags a week. I complain "your out of them" they say, "people buy them all up." Dah, I tell them order a dozen, if you still run out, get 18, keep upping it till you don't, then adjust accordingly.
Utz Kettle Classics Potato Chips Dark Russets 7.5 oz.
Experience the deep, rich flavor of Utz Kettle Classics Potato Chips Dark Russets. Made from carefully selected dark russet potatoes, these chips are kettle-cooked to perfection, delivering an exceptional crunch and intense taste. Packaged in a convenient 7.5 oz. bag, these chips are perfect for...www.utzsnacks.com
In a pinch, I think you can use them as gasket scrapers. Hard as a brick. If you can find a semi-flat one, you can drill a hole in it and use it as a wavy washer, or cut notches in it and use them as throwing stars. Evil bastages.