What did you do at work today?

[motorheadmike]

Get an email from my Director to call him after lunch. We haven't spoken directly since October.

Me: What's up boss?

Him: It's performance evaluation season. You merited well this year. Tops in your trade.

Me: That's great!

Him: Only two of your peers in the HQ sucked less than you did. I am going to need you to do more work and suck less next year.

Me: Sir, yes Sir.

Honestly, my Director has had my back across the board for almost 6 years. We have a great relationship... even if he is a demanding old coot.

 

[KCP]

Done with 3 days in front of the camera, doing promotion videos together with my boss. They're going on air one after the other:

If you wonder, the smart *ss explaining the suspension is me

 

[melloelky]

came across a case of this buried @ work and figured you'd get a kick outta it like i did.its gotta be old,it's painted on instead of a paper label.

 

[08Malibu]

I prepped and painted the side of this Porsche today. I’ve probably painted a thousand sides of cars over the years, but somehow today I got blotchy metallic on the doors, but clean blends. It’s killing me how bad it looks. No idea how I did it, but I’m hoping it will look ok outside (it won’t). Not in the mood to work on a Sunday. I knew there was as reason I stopped working Saturdays.

 

[08Malibu]

I prepped and painted the side of this Porsche today. I’ve probably painted a thousand sides of cars over the years, but somehow today I got blotchy metallic on the doors, but clean blends. It’s killing me how bad it looks. No idea how I did it, but I’m hoping it will look ok outside (it won’t). Not in the mood to work on a Sunday. I knew there was as reason I stopped working Saturdays.

So as bad as the metallic looked, the car was delivered. Apparently outside it wasn’t as bad. Hell it’s only a used Porsche. On to the next one.

 

[motorheadmike]

Reviewed the 6600 words I wrote for a 4000 (+/-10%) word paper on the North Africa campaign. FML, I talk too much.

 

[melloelky]

So as bad as the metallic looked, the car was delivered. Apparently outside it wasn’t as bad. Hell it’s only a used Porsche. On to the next one.

on the regular..

 

[5spdCab]

This was yesterday on the 16th and shows what happens when an excavator operator without a rearview mirror backs up into a dumptruck.


After getting the pics and calling my boss, we got to seeing if the truck could be made mobile. I was able to "close" the hood, but we had to cut the fender off before I could drive it off of the jobsite.


Fortunately, the steering and suspension do not seem to have been damaged. I ended up driving to the Peterbilt dealership body shop and left it for repair. Of course, even though the excavator ran into me, I still had to go down for a drug screen test.
Today I used a truck assigned to a driver who had injured himself last week.

 

[Supercharged111]

Ahh yes, just like in the USAF. When an F-15C crashed into the ocean we all had to p!$$ into a cup because we'd touched the d@mn3d thing in the month prior.

 

[motorheadmike]

Ahh yes, just like in the USAF. When an F-15C crashed into the ocean we all had to p!$$ into a cup because we'd touched the d@mn3d thing in the month prior.

Except for the one guy/gal who pissed in the cockpit before take-off.

Probably a spiteful Infantard.