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Bitterman

Greasemonkey
Jan 17, 2017
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Why does a Moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?



Because its a little meteor
 
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pontiacgp

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Mar 31, 2006
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Kitchener, Ontario
what is the difference between an Irish funeral and a Scottish funeral, at the Irish funeral one drunk is missing and at the Scottish funeral no one wants to pay for it
 
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1evilregal

Comic Book Super Hero
Apr 23, 2009
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Greensboro, NC
what do you call it when Han Solo and Indiana Jones throw a party?

A Ford Fiesta!
 
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pagrunt

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Sep 14, 2014
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What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs in front of a door? Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs in a hole? Phil
What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs in the middle of a lake? Bob
 
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