Getting the F' Outta Dodge.

86LK

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Metric tonnes or imperial tons? Specificity matters.
what's the exchange rate of f*ck-tons to imperial tonnes? is it the same rate as the loonie to the dollar? or is it the Grandpa Gustafson rate?
 
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Flyers9928

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what's the exchange rate of f*ck-tons to imperial tonnes? is it the same rate as the loonie to the dollar? or is it the Grandpa Gustafson rate?
where does a Buttload measure into all this?
 
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86LK

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Buttload is the container, commonly holding a metric sh*t tonne.

is that a long sh*t tonne or a short sh*t tonne? :LOL:

Turns out a buttload is actually a thing.


taking it further, I looked at those pages.
"A buttload of wine is 126 gallons of wine"
"A tun is 2 butts"

knowing that pure water is 8lbs/gal, we do the simple math. 8x126=1008lbs
so a tun is 2 butts which would be 2016lbs. in other words, a ton.
...who knew?

(strictly speaking wine does not equal water in density, but I found claims of water being heavier and wine being heavier with 'math' to back it up. whatever. I just used a known approximate quantity and it still come comes out close either way)
 

Northernregal

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is that a long sh*t tonne or a short sh*t tonne? :LOL:



taking it further, I looked at those pages.
"A buttload of wine is 126 gallons of wine"
"A tun is 2 butts"

knowing that pure water is 8lbs/gal, we do the simple math. 8x126=1008lbs
so a tun is 2 butts which would be 2016lbs. in other words, a ton.
...who knew?

(strictly speaking wine does not equal water in density, but I found claims of water being heavier and wine being heavier with 'math' to back it up. whatever. I just used a known approximate quantity and it still come comes out close either way)
Seriously. Lol
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motorheadmike

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Swapped the battery in the Colorado this morning. 6 years newer and 165 more CCAs should help wake it up in the morning. Should.
 
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86LK

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Swapped the battery in the Colorado this morning. 6 years newer and 165 more CCAs should help wake it up in the morning. Should.
did you tuck it in with a blanket? how many batteries you replaced since you arrived?
 
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