The old girl decided to show her @$$ today, and it's a hot, cellulite laden mess. Did some site visits, threw a bottle of Rislone in the oil to see if it would quiet whatever the noise is down, then stopped for lunch closer to home. Come out, hit the key, and it starts then dies 5-6 times. Ok, VATS is acting up; hit the remote start and same. Then, no crank, WTF? Rip the glovebox down, unplug/replug the BCM, and still nothing. Grabbed the lug wrench out of the trunk, start tapping the starter while the remote start is on, and got it running. I now know the starter is on the way out, but could tbe ignition switch go at the same time? Dammit, man!!!