the funniest story!!!

[cutlassguy]

whats the funniest thing you've ever heard in relation to vehicles? ie: your out of headlight fluid...

 

[beermonkey9417]

blinker fluid injectors, the "ID-10T" sensor, thats all i could think of.

 

[Justink]

manual transmission fluid :shock:

 

[86Olds442]

horn fluid being low or rear seat pullback springs needing replacing.

 

[RITTER]

manual transmission fluid :shock:

:?:
I have never understood what the issue with calling gear oil, "manual transmission fluid" was. I have never not known what somebody was talking about when they have asked for "manual transmission fluid"



This kid swore up and down that he watched a newer Impala SS burn out ... but the rear tires were doing the burnout

 

[307 Regal]

exhaust bearings

 

[Bowiemontecarlo86]

My cars a hybrid it Burns rubber and gas lol.

 

[Kwik_Cutty88]

1.) A customer came over and said the car "wouldn't crank" my dad turned the key and it cranked just fine, it just didn't start...after much translation of redneck turns out when southern people say "car won't crank" means it won't start.

2.) another customer came into my dads work. the service report said "car won't pull." PULL What? :? Turns out when southern people say the car won't pull, it means it won't move. I think, 90% of diagnosing a car in NC is translation.

 

[bill]

1.) A customer came over and said the car "wouldn't crank" my dad turned the key and it cranked just fine, it just didn't start...after much translation of redneck turns out when southern people say "car won't crank" means it won't start.

2.) another customer came into my dads work. the service report said "car won't pull." PULL What? :? Turns out when southern people say the car won't pull, it means it won't move. I think, 90% of diagnosing a car in NC is translation.

LOL....Harmonic Bonic? Exhaust pipe stretcher...lol. Why does my car shut off when I turn on my AMP? I want something that will clean out my engine but I dont wanna change the oil.... I need longer studs on my 22" wheels cause they keep falling off....

 

[Mikes83ss]

Went to an autozone and told the kid behind the counter I need valve cover gasket for a 350 sbc.He turns around and says what kind of motor?I said a 350 sbc.He tells the older gentleman behind the counter"Whats a 350 sbc?"Doh!!!