ive never understood people that get mad and start smashing sh*t...where does it get you aside from ****ed harder in the end 
the funniest story!!!
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I think i read this one somewhere. But some dude had his f-body camaro pretty hopped up, street-strip deal. Nothing too flashy, but he had the battery mounted and hidden in the trunk. Decides to have a few laughs and play a little game with the new guy at the local autozone. Pulls up to the store, pulls a terminal off. He goes inside asking for help because his "newly bought" camaro wont start. Ok, so they go out and worker asks him to pop the hood, lift it up and the workers got one of these faces on: :? looks around and eventually gets a fellow employee to help figure it out 
When I was about 16 or so, my grandfathers truck wouldn't start (it's a '73 GMC 10 wheeler). So, I look under the hood. Pop tries to start it while I'm looking around. So I yelled, "POP!, don't start it". Well, Pop was a little hard of hearing and while I'm looking down the carb he tries it and the damn thing backfires in my face! Burned off my eye brows, mustache and singed my hair! He's like HOLY sh*t!! you OK? I turn around and he damn near fell over, pissing his pants laughing. My face was all black except near my eyes, i took off my glasses. He kept saying I looked like Don King!
RegalBegal said:When I was about 16 or so, my grandfathers truck wouldn't start (it's a '73 GMC 10 wheeler). So, I look under the hood. Pop tries to start it while I'm looking around. So I yelled, "POP!, don't start it". Well, Pop was a little hard of hearing and while I'm looking down the carb he tries it and the damn thing backfires in my face! Burned off my eye brows, mustache and singed my hair! He's like HOLY sh*t!! you OK? I turn around and he damn near fell over, pissing his pants laughing. My face was all black except near my eyes, i took off my glasses. He kept saying I looked like Don King!
Had a buddy do that to himself. He just had the engine rebuilt in his Chevelle and was attempting to tune it. He had a brush cut and about a week old beard. ALL the hair on the front half of his head was burned. But not gone, it all burned about half of each hair. So it looked like he had a bunch of little white balls growing off his face and head.
An elderly friend of mine told me a funny one the other day. A lady he knew had an early 70s Caddy (bought it new). Then sometime in the late nineties she decided to trade it on for a new one. Her old one had an 8-track player in it, and she had a nice collection of all her favorites albums. Problem; new cars didn't have an 8-track option in the 90s lol. So she told them the only way she would buy the new car was if they put the 8-track deck from her 70s Caddy into the new car. And I guess they did it.
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