WAY, WAY OFF-TOPIC: Just had it out with Mother-In-Law

[Bonnewagon]

I got it made. All my in-laws are DEAD!

 

[fleming442]

Dont answer the door!!!

Disconnect the doorbell.

So this way she can b*tch about something legit

Or, crank off a round out the 12ga. in the general vicinity of her ear.

 

[pagrunt]

My in-laws tricked me.

My father in law came up to me right after we were married and said

HA HA shes your problem now!!

Don't they all pull that trick? The worst part there is no returns.

 

[bob64]

Are you speaking from experience... 😊

I'll tell you it was an experience!!!!! Woman is nuts, off the wall nuts!!!

 

[motorheadmike]

Evidently my wife weaponizes me against her family. Her very own point-and-shoot WMD for peoples' menial bullshit; might also be why my own family doesn't bring me their nonsense?

For the most part I like my in-laws - but, be aware fellas: you marry her, you marry their crazy.

 

[TURNA]

I traded 2 good goats and a sheep for her!!!

I want them back!!!!!

 

[motorheadmike]

I traded 2 good goats and a sheep for her!!!

I want them back!!!!!

We're any of them still virgins at the time of the transaction?

 

[fleming442]

We're any of them still virgins at the time of the transaction?

We all know that answer is "NO"!!!!

 

[TURNA]

We're any of them still virgins at the time of the transaction?

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[Injectedcutty]

I traded 2 good goats and a sheep for her!!!

I want them back!!!!!

We're any of them still virgins at the time of the transaction?

We all know that answer is "NO"!!!!

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Lmfao, y'all are F'n killing me!!! No sh*t, I had to pull off in a parking lot in this 20k pound truck cause I'm literally laughing my *ss off!!!!