GrandPrixJamie said:Ok so one day my x-wife and I were coming out the mall (when I still had the Monte SS) and there was this punk a$$ kid in a late 80's mustang 5.0 sitting there reving his engine as some girls were walkin out of the mall. This lil yuppie punk got out of his car and asked me what I thought was so funny. I politely told him that his car was pretty funny!
As you can imagine the lil yuppie punk was upset that I insulted his pretty lil car that mommy and daddy probally bought for him! So he turns to me and asks what I got and I just laughed as I pointed to my ride. He asked me "Whatcha got in that Granny mobile?" I told him that I had a 383 stroker. He had the balls to say that my car was a sh*t box. so I told him to follow me to the car and we would race.
The look on his face was priceless when he heard my baby fire up. I asked him if he was man enough to still wanna race. He was exceptionally touched by the windshield banner that said "pony car killa".
Well we raced..... 3 times....... I beat him by at least 8 car lengths or more each time..... mind you he had a 5speed and I had an auto!
Well I met up with this kid at a Dunkin Donuts a little ways down the road. The funniest part of the story is when his girlfriend got out of the car with him and said "you have to have your parents buy you one of them" I almost peed myself!
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