"Grandpa : What the... what the hell is this?
John : That's lite beer.
Grandpa : Gee, I weigh ninety g*****n pounds, and you bring me this sloppin' foam?
John : Ariel's got me on a diet because the doc said my cholestorol's a little too high.
Grandpa : Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack?
John : Bacon.
Grandpa : Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. Now according to all of them flat-belly experts, I should've took a dirt nap like thirty years ago. But each year comes and goes, and I'm still here. Ha! And they keep dyin'. You know? Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me. Just goes to show you, huh?
John : What?
Grandpa : Huh?
John : Goes to show you what?
Grandpa : Well it just goes... what the hell are you talkin' about?
John : Well you said you drink beer, you eat bacon and you smoke cigarettes, and you outlive most of the experts.
Grandpa : Yeah?
John : I thought maybe there was a moral.
Grandpa : No, there ain't no moral. I just like that story. That's all. Like that story."
John : That's lite beer.
Grandpa : Gee, I weigh ninety g*****n pounds, and you bring me this sloppin' foam?
John : Ariel's got me on a diet because the doc said my cholestorol's a little too high.
Grandpa : Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack?
John : Bacon.
Grandpa : Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. Now according to all of them flat-belly experts, I should've took a dirt nap like thirty years ago. But each year comes and goes, and I'm still here. Ha! And they keep dyin'. You know? Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me. Just goes to show you, huh?
John : What?
Grandpa : Huh?
John : Goes to show you what?
Grandpa : Well it just goes... what the hell are you talkin' about?
John : Well you said you drink beer, you eat bacon and you smoke cigarettes, and you outlive most of the experts.
Grandpa : Yeah?
John : I thought maybe there was a moral.
Grandpa : No, there ain't no moral. I just like that story. That's all. Like that story."
