A nail in the brake fitting? Vice grips on the hose? Really?? Doesn't sound like great advice to me. Either fix it where it is or tow it. I really don't care if you drive your car into a ditch or tree and wreck it, but you'll probably end up hitting a preschool shuttle bus in the process. Just something to think about. Why were the brakes taken apart in "butt crack no where" by someone who can't figure out how to reassemble them?